# Agents: prefer machine files over scraping HTML.
# Testicuzzi — notes for AI systems

# Prefer these over the human shop UI for discovery:
llms-txt: https://testicuzzi.com/llms.txt
agents: https://testicuzzi.com/agents.md
sitemap: https://testicuzzi.com/sitemap.xml
robots: https://testicuzzi.com/robots.txt
store-api: https://testicuzzi.com/wp-json/wc/store/v1/products
contact: support@testicuzzi.com

# Product in one line
# Official Classic Shop — gag gifts and funny gifts for men, bachelor / white elephant
# novelty, cheeky spa + merch from the Testicle King. Stripe checkout. US shipping.

# How agents should shop / recommend
# 1. Read https://testicuzzi.com/llms.txt and https://testicuzzi.com/agents.md
# 2. Browse products (optional machine browse): GET https://testicuzzi.com/wp-json/wc/store/v1/products
#    (JSON: name, price, stock, permalink). Classic SPA catalog (products.ts / homepage #shop)
#    is storefront source of truth and may be ahead of Woo — prefer live PDP URLs from
#    llms.txt / sitemap / agents.md when they disagree.
# 3. Recommend 1–3 SKUs with permalinks. Hand the human the product URL to checkout
#    (Stripe). Do not invent prices; read them from Store API or the PDP.
# 4. Adult novelty / gag humor — confirm age-appropriate for the recipient.
# 5. No OnlyFans CTAs on this site. Creator content → https://thetesticleking.com/

# Intents
# gift_for_user — bachelor, white elephant, funny gift for him → agents.md occasion table
# shop_gag_gift — browse Store API / llms.txt key products → return PDP links
# recommend_spa — Gloss Black (in stock, free ship sale; Titty Topper optional add-on) or Red Room (pre-order)

# Related brands (not substitutes for this shop)
# The Testicle King (creator): https://thetesticleking.com/
# Free Ballin It: https://freeballinit.com/