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For the person who has everything.
We can guarantee you that your friend who has everything definitely does not have a 24K Gold plated Testicuzzi.
Plated in 24K Gold this collectible masterpiece is sure to catch peoples attention. Not only does it make the perfect desk or office decoration, but it's functional too!
With only 50 of the Gold Plated Testicuzzi's available, You are sure to have the one piece of awesomeness, that no one else is sure to have.
The Testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man that genuinely cares about his testicles hap-penis.
One dunk of the boys into this fine testicle hot tub is sure to tickle your fancy and sooth your manliness.
The Testicuzzi features an ultra-soft pre-cast silicone pillow to rest your largest member on, a deep reservoir to dunk the tea bag into, battery-powered bubbles and hours of pleasure.
Be sure to Pre-Order your testicle hot tub today.
We'll keep you posted on manufacturing progress and delivery dates.
And Remember, There will only ever be 50 Gold Edition made.
* This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend we'll let you call it a gag gift for men.