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Morning Wood Paddleboard

Original price was: $969.69.Current price is: $599.69.

Morning Wood paddleboard — pump it up, hit the water, and turn sunrise into a stroke of Hap-Penis genius.

100000 in stock (can be backordered)

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Description

Morning Wood isn’t just a mood — it’s a paddleboard. Inflate, harden the setup, and dip into the wet lake for a beautiful morning stroke (the kind with a paddle, mostly).

  • Inflatable paddleboard built for lake/morning sessions
  • Packs down when you’re done showing off
  • Made for people who take jokes seriously and water lightly
  • Pairs with Dick Flops and questionable sunscreen choices

Bring snacks. Bring juice. Leave the boring board at home.

Additional information

Weight 30 lbs
Dimensions 9.5 × 39 × 14 in

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