Testicuzzi Bottle Opener Keychain

Description

Don’t have a boring keychain. The Testicuzzi Bottle Opener Keychain is a silver metal, penis-shaped opener with black Testicuzzi lettering — practical enough for beer, chaotic enough for your car keys.

• Metal construction with black Testicuzzi branding
• Keychain-ready (clip it and go)
• Opens bottles; starts conversations
• Pocket-sized Hap-Penis technology

Gift it. Lose it in a couch. Buy another. Cycle of life.