AND WHAT WE ARE CALLING SIZE 69 which is really maybe what we would call a size 20 US
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Dick Flops: Testicuzzi's Dick Flops are meticulously handcrafted to provide unmatched comfort and the freedom to embark on all your adventures.
Exceptional Strap: The Dick Flop pays homage to the very origins of Testicuzzi sandals. Featuring a gracefully woven strap design, these flip flops offer both simplicity and comfort and attitude
Instant Comfort: No need for a break-in period! Smoothy flip flops come equipped with a soft EVA footbed that provides exceptional comfort and support, ensuring your feet remain at ease no matter where your journey takes you.
Embrace Beach Life: At Testicuzzi, we encourage people worldwide to embrace the beach spirit and live by one simple mantra: Beach Freely. Our products are designed to keep you comfortable in any setting, whether you're seaside or elsewhere.
